Taking a Deep Breath

We’re taking a quick break from our fortify series to bring you a little levity in these very chaotic, uncertain & scary times. This is in no way discounting our current situation but taking a deep breath with 5 corny accounting jokes.

More FwF advice, support & tools soon.

Take good care of yourself, friends.

1. I have a lot of sheets to balance, so account me out!

2. What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.

3. How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh? The net present value.

4. Why are accountants so cool, calm & collected? They have strong internal controls.

5. What do you call a finance staff person without a spreadsheet? Lost!

Ok – we got going so here’s a bonus:

Why did Sherlock Holmes get audited by the IRS? He had too many deductions.